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jake-thesnake
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Fox @jake-thesnake

Age 29, Female

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Posted by jake-thesnake - June 25th, 2012


It's interesting to see this place again. I might get involved in it again.


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Posted by jake-thesnake - July 7th, 2011


I miss you

Newgrounds


Posted by jake-thesnake - January 10th, 2011


Well I'm 16 now and I have been thrust out into the world and need to get a job to support my terrible needs for electronics and other items.

Well anyways I'm getting a computer soon and going to buy a capture card and various other items.
If you guys have any good suggestions for games software or whatever feel free to post it here.

Money, and a job?


Posted by jake-thesnake - December 9th, 2010


That's Right! This is something I've been wanting to do for about a year now; and I finally have the balls, equipment, and time to do it.
So if you've got anything, ANYTHING that requires some good ol' voice acting then leave your comment here linking me to the thread, or script that you need done. Or you can PM me the details or whatever. After I'm finished recording I'll upload it to my dump and PM you the link. Feel free to ask me to record as many times as you need for as many roles as you need. Oh, and I obviously don't do girls voices really well so....


Posted by jake-thesnake - November 21st, 2010


Just kinda living. Had a nice Birthday party though.
Miss ya guys. less-than-three.


Posted by jake-thesnake - September 25th, 2010


Life is pretty normal for me as of now.

-Doing good in school.
-Not getting my ass beat.
-Getting a car soon(?)
-Still drawing and making some stuff on the computer.
-Moving in with my mom NEXT WEEK
-Getting contacts FOR MY BIRTHDAY :D.

Still the same person as I was 6 months ago, except now I have a better outlook on life.

But yeah, If I keep my grades up I should be on here again soon.

Life again


Posted by jake-thesnake - June 25th, 2010


I wuvs her so much!

Hey! Check out what my friend made for me!


Posted by jake-thesnake - June 21st, 2010


Fuck yes!
I finally got a new computer after about a month since my dad destroyed mine. (see last news post)
As long as I do not fuck this one up when I decide to put in a new hard drive, DVD writer, and possibly some RAM mods; I shall have a fully functional desktop from now on.

What does this mean?
Obviously I will now try to get on Newgrounds when I can, I will be on Furaffinity, and should start making signatures again. Most importantly I will eventually start working on my art again as well.

And here are the specs of my old yet nice computer:
Intel Pentium 4 processor with 2.80 Ghz
512 MB of RAM (going to upgrade to 2GB hopefully)
40GB Hard Drive
Toshiba DVD Drive
EDIT: 250GB SATA Hard Drive
LG DVD/HDDVD Writer

I Got a New Computer!


Posted by jake-thesnake - June 3rd, 2010


The reason why I havn't been on Tehnon, Newgrounds, or anything else is because I no longer have a computer. I still have a PS3, and for now an XBOX 360, but no computer aside from this shitty laptop my mom owns. My dad took my laptop out of my lap and smashed it on the ground. Then he started hitting me in the face yelling at me saying that I would never live with my mom, and that she was a "Psycho Bitch." While he was yelling and hitting me he was also spitting in my face and he threw my glasses off of my face and they hit the wall. No further damage was done to them thankfully, because they are my only pair. Once he was satisfied with himself he then went over to my computer and stomped on it several times until it became inoperable. After that he sent me to my room to go write a paper for Literature. My sister went outside to talk to him because he went t go work on this piece of shit car that he owns. I don't know the details of what was said but I do know that she came inside crying her head off for about half an hour.
I have never, heard, anyone, cry so long and fiercely.
So I am now sitting in my room trying to wipe away the tears from my eyes and see through my now blurry glasses and swollen face. There are some more details after this but they really aren't important; so I'll leave you with that.

He hasn't offered to buy me a new computer.
He hasn't said anything about breaking MY computer.
It was a gift from my grandfather, on my mother's side (not his to break)
He denies that he has ever touched me.
My sister ran away the next day.
And finally, I reported the incident to Department of Human Resources, which sadi this is going to help when I move in with my mom. (which is basically the only plus.)

So yeah, that's why I haven't been on a lot. But if anyone wants to hit up some COD, add me:
XBOX LIVE: Yiffy F0x
PSN: jake-thesnake_ng


Posted by jake-thesnake - April 10th, 2010


IS FINALLY HERE!!!!
YEA VIDEO GAMES PARKOUR AND COLLEGE!!!
WELL MAYBE COLLEGE WITH MY MOM WON'T BE SO FUN BUT IT WILL BE COOL!!!
ANYWAYS ALL WEEK I WILL BE ON NEWGROUNDS AND ON MY PS3!!!!

Spring Break! (COMMENCE CAPS-LOCK)