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My dad is a douchebag

Posted by jake-thesnake - June 3rd, 2010


The reason why I havn't been on Tehnon, Newgrounds, or anything else is because I no longer have a computer. I still have a PS3, and for now an XBOX 360, but no computer aside from this shitty laptop my mom owns. My dad took my laptop out of my lap and smashed it on the ground. Then he started hitting me in the face yelling at me saying that I would never live with my mom, and that she was a "Psycho Bitch." While he was yelling and hitting me he was also spitting in my face and he threw my glasses off of my face and they hit the wall. No further damage was done to them thankfully, because they are my only pair. Once he was satisfied with himself he then went over to my computer and stomped on it several times until it became inoperable. After that he sent me to my room to go write a paper for Literature. My sister went outside to talk to him because he went t go work on this piece of shit car that he owns. I don't know the details of what was said but I do know that she came inside crying her head off for about half an hour.
I have never, heard, anyone, cry so long and fiercely.
So I am now sitting in my room trying to wipe away the tears from my eyes and see through my now blurry glasses and swollen face. There are some more details after this but they really aren't important; so I'll leave you with that.

He hasn't offered to buy me a new computer.
He hasn't said anything about breaking MY computer.
It was a gift from my grandfather, on my mother's side (not his to break)
He denies that he has ever touched me.
My sister ran away the next day.
And finally, I reported the incident to Department of Human Resources, which sadi this is going to help when I move in with my mom. (which is basically the only plus.)

So yeah, that's why I haven't been on a lot. But if anyone wants to hit up some COD, add me:
XBOX LIVE: Yiffy F0x
PSN: jake-thesnake_ng


Comments

Lolfakedramathatneverhappened

shut the fuck up fagamuffin. lol jk. It did happen so, just believe what you want to believe.

wow that's the reason he is a asshole

Um, yes random person, that is why.

OMAN thats awful. u want me to kills him for you?

Nah.

Fuck yo playstation. Also that sucks.

I loves it

That was a really entertaining story.

True stories always are.